Top 10 For Football Fans

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David LettermanIt’s the Divisional Round of the NFL Playoffs this weekend and I’m going to be in hog heaven. Like last weekend, we have two days of Professional Football.

At one time, my wife seemed to think it was nothing more than an excuse for me to be a “Couch Potato”. Blasphemy! She now understands, (okay “accepts”) my love of this game, especially when my beloved Pittsburgh Steelers are playing.

Baltimore (11-5) at Tennessee (13-3)
Saturday, 4:30 p.m. ET

Arizona (9-7) at Carolina (12-4)
Saturday, 8:15 p.m. ET

Philadelphia (9-6-1) at New York Giants (12-4)
Sunday, 1 p.m. ET

San Diego (8-8) at Pittsburgh (12-4)
Sunday, 4:45 p.m. ET

In honor of this weekend, I bring you David Letterman’s Top 10, with one small change. (See if you can pick it out.)

Top Ten Signs You Are Watching Too Much Football

Only fresh air you’ve had this month is opening door for pizza guy
You refer to orange juice as Fedex orange juice
When wife finishes making dinner, you dump jug of Gatorade on her
You schedule an appointment to talk to your doctor about Andy Reid’s cholesterol
Got a telestrator in the bedroom
Three words: Big Ben tattoo
Fantasize about Gisele Bundchen falling in love with you and introducing you to Tom Brady
When you go to McDonald’s you insist on ordering the McNabb
Laura has to keep reminding you you’re still President for two more weeks
To be more like your favorite New York Giant, you shoot yourself in the leg

Go Steelers!

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